Queen: “I say Philip, this is simply too ghastly for words.“
Philip: “I’ll say it is! I distinctly remember asking for poached salmon today and so far I’ve been eating asparagus. And the Hollandaise sauce appears to be Béarnaise!”
Queen: “One’s not referring to luncheon, Philip. Harry says he’s been defriended on Facebook.”
Philip: “Absolute poppycock! Are you sure it isn’t someone who wanted to poke him instead and pressed the wrong button?”
Queen: “Apparently one of his followers defriended him without so much as a selective tweet. Appalling behavior!”
Philip: “Well what do you expect me to say, OMG?”
Queen: “OMG has now been incorporated into the new OED, from what one reads.”
Philip: “Hardly distinguishable from it in fact, what with being 3 letters and starting with an O. And I suppose you’re tracking William’s relationship status and are worried that it’s complicated?”
Queen: “Don’t be ridiculous Philip. William doesn’t maintain his relationship status on Facebook. But while one is on the subject, it might not be a bad idea if you maintained yours!”
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